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If you tell your friends you're pregnant & they say by who. The you're a hoe
Amit Verma
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Women always say all men want is sex.... That's a lie. We want head too.
Amit Verma
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My girlfriend said your cock is so small... I said a Motor Home is HUGE... Until you park it in the Grand Canyon.
Amit Verma
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Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
Amit Verma
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I hate it when I say I hate everyone and then someone's like oh except me lol ha ha no especially you
Amit Verma
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I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming.
Amit Verma
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A slut is like an elevator; a lot of people go in
Amit Verma
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Bitch, don't stand too close to the heater. Plastic melts.
Amit Verma
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The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
Amit Verma
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It's a joke, not a penis. Don't take it so hard.
Amit Verma
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Call me constipated, cause I no longer give a shit.
Amit Verma
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10 year old's have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook... When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers.
Amit Verma
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Still a better love story than twilight
Amit Verma
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You needed me, I was there, I needed you, and suddenly you were always busy.
Amit Verma
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I'd beat you up, but that might be considered animal abuse
Amit Verma
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You need people like me.you need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and saythat's the bad guy'.
Amit Verma
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As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.
Amit Verma
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Hats off to the courage of Internet Explorer when it asks Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser?
Amit Verma
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We are never getting back together is actually about taylor swift's legs.
Amit Verma
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A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his arm out of the window to indicate that he is turning right & someone took his beer.!!!!
Amit Verma
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