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A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an asshole."
Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
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