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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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Im not 50 I'm 49.95 plus tax.
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50?! I demand a recount!!
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After fifty everything that doesnt hurt doesnt work!
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I cant believe youre 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
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Im aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now its all lower.
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Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.
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Looking fifty is greatif youre sixty.
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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