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Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
I just mixed a 5 hour energy drink with some sleepy time tea. Let's see who wins this battle.
I won't take no for a question.
I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
Its an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesnt know you exist.
Ive been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.
You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.
It's easy to point the finger at someone else & place blame. Go head try it it's fun. Pick anyone & start blame placing the sh.. outta them.
How great if, as well as creating life in their womb, a woman could use her vag... to make hot fudge sundaes.
To make boxing training more exciting my trainer dresses as a ninja and yells, 'Ive never felt pain like this!! Who is this human!?'
I can smell bullsh.. from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
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