Deb: Are They Still Letting You Run For President? Pedro: Yes. I Don't Understand... They Say You're Not Allowed To Have Pinatas That Look Like Real People, But In Mexico, We Do It All The Time. - SearchQuotes

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Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

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