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Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?
You know something? You SUCK!
Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates sh...
Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think...You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your a.. out there and you find that fu..in' dog!
WHERE'S MY SNACK PACK?!?!
A simple no would've done just fine.
Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth!
That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!
Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!
Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
He called the sh.. poop!
He's gonna sh.. when he realizes it's sh...
Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!
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