I Am Not Homophobic. In Fact, I Have Two Dads. See, I Was Born Out Of Love. My Two Dads Screened Potential Surrogates Based On Beauty And IQ. Then They Mixed Their Sperm Together And Used A Turkey Baster. To This Day We Dont Know Which One Is My Real Dad Which I Think Is Pretty Amazing.

I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we dont know which one is my real dad which I think is pretty amazing.

Rachel Berry

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You might think that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this, but my Myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.

Rachel Berry

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Look I dont agree with the choice youre making, but youre gonna need Glee, you have 7 months of your youth left and you should enjoy it, and lets face it, in a couple of months that cheerleading uniform isnt gonna fit and were gonna be all you have left, just come back to practice, boys vs girls is fun and we could certanly use your voice right now youre actually a good singer, Quinn, ocationally sharp, but thats because you lack my years of training.

Rachel Berry

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Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.

Rachel Berry

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