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Life is a midget so try to live it up.
If I'm flirting with affection, I'm fu..ing her that night.
Yeah, I got a pus.. hangover. bi...es eat me up like my name is Russell Stover.
Mona Lisa smile, that bi... barely grinning. Take you off the face of the Earth like a blemish.
Pus.. getting problems, can't live without em. The weed too loud, turn up the volume.
Ni..., I'm straight, my girl a faggot.
I lay em down, tempur-pedic. This sh..s a game of chess, you ni...s think it's cleavage.
I think you pus.. cat ha, hello kitty. I just throw the alley-oop to Drake Griffin.
Talkin 'bout baby money? I got your baby money. Kidnap your bi..., get that 'how much you love your lady' money.
I ain't workin with a full deck but I deal hoe. I just touched down, kick the motherfu..in field goal.
Swimmin' in the money, I'm a need some fu..in goggles. It's better to give, but we don't give a fu.. about 'em.
Ni...s act like bi...es. Shanaynay, oh my goodness. This is Wayne's World, and y'all are just some tourists. Give me three wishes, I wish, I wish, I wish, you would bi....
Bi... I'm in the building you ain't even in the lounge, I tried to fu.. the world and couldn't even get aroused,
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