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Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner
Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fucking his corpse! Alan Garner: That's highly unlikely.
Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.
Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck
Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan Garner: Tigers *love* pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay. -Phil Wenneck
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