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Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture.
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
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Have a good weekend complaining about how short the weekend is.
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?
I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup.
I enjoy spending weekend nights reading about interesting things I could have been doing.
Let's behave this weekend in a manner that would render it impossible for us to ever run for president.
I wish life had a Rewind-the-Weekend button.
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I hope your weekend isn't as lonely as Lance Armstrong's testicle.
I'm glad we keep in touch by making and breaking plans every weekend.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
The weekend is finally here and it looks like it will be a beautiful one. Get out and enjoy it, tomorrow's not promised!
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