The Teacher Asks Timmy "why Is Your Cat At School Today?" Timmy Says, Crying, "Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy, 'I'm Going To Eat That Pus.. When The Kids Leave.' So I'm Saving Him!" - SearchQuotes

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pus.. when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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