There's No 'brothers' When It Comes To White People. We Are Just Complete Individuals. We Don't Care About Each Other. He's Not My Brother; My Brother Lives In Ohio...I Don't Know That Guy. - SearchQuotes

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There's no 'brothers' when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio...I don't know that guy.

Bill Burr

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