I Used To Always Work In, Like, Warehouses, Because If My Boss Gave Me A Rough Time, I Could Just Get On A Forklift And Just, Like, Drive Away From Him. - SearchQuotes

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I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.

Bill Burr

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