This Calls For A Party, Baby. I'm Ordering 100 Kegs, 100 Hookers And 100 Elvis Impersonators That Aren't Above A Little Hooking Should The Occasion Arise. -Bender - SearchQuotes

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This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise. -Bender

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