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Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!
Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.
Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!
Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to die!
Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for "Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!
I guess now we know why they call them rapids and not 'slow-pids', huh?
We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Kids did anybody pray for giant shoes!?
Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
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