You Know What, Sometimes Ill Walk My Dogs And Full Bags Full Of Massive Dog S**t. Then Ill Wrap Them As Christmas Presents And Give Them To People. - SearchQuotes

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You know what, sometimes Ill walk my dogs and full bags full of massive dog s**t. Then Ill wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.

Kesha

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