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Let's have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
Joey Adams
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Habit is a form of exercise.
Elbert Hubbard
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There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
Jim Morrison
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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
WC Fields
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I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Douglas Adams
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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
Mel Brooks
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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
George W Bush
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People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?
Dick Cheney
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