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Bernie Mac Quotes & Sayings

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22 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated Dec 2023

Bernie Mac Topics

Success
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They say if you don't have your health you ain't got nothing, but the truth is you ain't got nothing if you don't have no one to worry about your health.

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I ain't scared of you motherfu..ers!

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I will fu.. a kid up. When a kid gets one-years-old, I believe you got the right to hit him in either the throat or the stomach. If you grown enough to talk back, you grown enough to get fu..ed up!

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I had a white guy tell me...he said, 'Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fu..er?' Well, I'm gonna break down what the word mother-fu..er actually means. Mother-fu..er is somethin' that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word mother-fu..er. Because the word mother-fu..er is a noun: it describes a person, place, or thing!

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Shut up before I drop yo a.. off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying?

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If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut...then you fresh outta fu..in' luck!

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Them doggone kids.

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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

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Do no touch my TV, my CD, my DVD, my VHS, my old school, my new school. Got it?

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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

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Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust, I still have a passion. I don't care about how I look, I'm dedicated to the laughs.

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I wanted to be the best that I could be, first for myself, then for an audience. I love to see a smile on somebody's face....If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

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I`m not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall.

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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.

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You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers.

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I was living in a place where I was harming myself. I was irresponsible. I'd lost several apartments. I couldn't hold a job. I was tired of being a no-good son of a bi... who called himself a man but was just a grown boy.

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Every time you see a black romance it's over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the s..es. He has to cheat. she has to show him how independently strong she is, not just as a woman but as a black woman.

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'The Bernie Mac Show' is my life. It's the truth, and I'm not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.

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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

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