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Rachel Green Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Mar 2024
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Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?
Well, you would be too if you got new boots with 50% off!
Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.
It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat...I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat! It's a metaphore, daddy!
I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
So basically you guys get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends.
Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed at in 12 interviews today.
You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend.
Well, maybe it's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe.
OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, 'I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face' and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.
Phoebe, this is music that cant get any worse. There are rats in the basement hanging themselves!
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