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Emmett Chappelle Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Emmett Chappelle" sorted by relevance. 65 matching entries found.
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I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone, stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as brakes.
Dave Chappelle
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I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?
Dave Chappelle
11 Likes
Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this ni... broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.
Dave Chappelle
38 Likes
I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you.
Dave Chappelle
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Then Jasper said "Look here, ni..., if anyone's gonna have s.. with my sister, it's gonna be me."
Dave Chappelle
33 Likes
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I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.
Dave Chappelle
12 Likes
All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken!
Dave Chappelle
12 Likes
I like that particular kind of attention. People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
Dave Chappelle
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Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
Dave Chappelle
25 Likes
I was on vacation at Disney World, and everybody kept coming up to me and saying 'Hey, I'm Rick James, b*tch.' I was like, 'Could you not call me a b*tch in front of my kids?'
Dave Chappelle
13 Likes
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Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man. Jackie Chan? That mother fu..er can't even speak English!
Dave Chappelle
18 Likes
It's Friday bi...es! Lets Get fu..ed Up!
Dave Chappelle
123 Likes
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Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fu.. are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed ni....
Dave Chappelle
15 Likes
Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
Dave Chappelle
4 Likes
I would go to work on the show and I felt awful everyday, that's not the way it was. I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
Dave Chappelle
11 Likes
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I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain to him that it was a bad idea but all that came out was well ni... sometimes you gotta race, I don't know.
Dave Chappelle
18 Likes
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
Dave Chappelle
12 Likes
Hey, ni...s! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, ni...! Woogie boogie!
Dave Chappelle
28 Likes
Terrorists don't take black hostages. That's the truth. I have yet to see one of us on the news reading a hostage letter. Like, 'Uh...they is treatin us good. Uh we are chillin and shit. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray-Ray an Big Steve and uh, send some Newports!'
Dave Chappelle
27 Likes
They got a character on there named Oscar, they treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right in his face, "Oscar you are so mean! Isn't he kids?", "Yeah Oscar! Your a grouch!", its like "bi...! I LIVE IN A fu..ING TRASHCAN!
Dave Chappelle
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