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Have You Ever Tried Putting A G In A Microwave Quotes & Sayings
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If you need to put your money in a safe and secure place and you want it to earn interest, Treasury bonds are safer than putting it in any bank as a deposit or putting it anywhere else, because they are backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Government.
Jim Cooper
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Don't forget to put your kitchen sponge in the microwave for 10 seconds or run through the dishwasher to kill bacteria.
Jenna Fischer
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The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night.
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.
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The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
James Randi
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And that's how I start myself. I usually go back a couple of pages, maybe to the beginning of the chapter, and I start reading. And as I'm reading, I'm tweaking - putting in a different word, changing the syntax, putting that clause over there, you know that sort of thing.
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Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.'
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I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?
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I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.
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Put it in the microwave, now heat it up. Pull it out add the cold water, now beat it up. Hand me 4-7-5, and you can get your issue. I got that hard straight butter, my shit thick as grissel.
Killa Kyleon
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No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.
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You can come around the my way see me on the block, my pant legs rolled up with some yellow tube socks... You betta' make sure ur Geico paid, Killa B.H. heat up like a mothaf*ckin' microwave, WHOOOO
Joe Budden
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Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show.
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The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.
John Krasinski
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I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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Taylor Gang or take a bite out of your hot pocket straight out of the microwave in the nude and have some cheese drip onto your d..k, leading to a penile blister.
Taylor Gang
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I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave a meal, hang out with my kids, and work for a couple of hours.
Sheena Easton
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