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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small
Unknown
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Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant.
Bill Nelson
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I just ran over an elderly couple at the Target parking lot, but don't worry because I've been told that my car is going to be ok.
Unknown
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I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.
Angela Kinsey
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Pulls up, pull out. We get it poppin' in the parking lot. She like to do it with the lights on, don't matter to me if it's dark or not.
Kirko Bangz
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[on being attacked in a parking lot] While I was being pounded to pieces, I was just thinking, 'Hell...oh, this is just so absurd.' You have to laugh because it's so...where do they come from?
Johnny Rotten
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Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.
Unknown
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The three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
Robert M Hutchins
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She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me.
Madea
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan
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I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
Clark Kerr
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Well, I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot. Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot.
Lil Wyte
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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I say I'm ridin, I'm swervin, barely missing the curb. I got this bad bi... and she twerkin, hit the parking lot and we murk this shit.
TI
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Hey angry people, cheer up. It can always be worse. So no need to get pissed at me for taking a few extra seconds to leave a parking spot.
Unknown
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So we parking lot pi.p, hit the diner for some grub. The squad type thick you know I'm rolling with the thugs.
Jim Jones
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Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
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