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40th Birthday Quotes About Funny
13 40th Birthday quotes tagged with Funny.
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40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore.
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People dont turn forty. They turn 39.95 plus shipping and handling.
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40 is just a fancy word for old timer...
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This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesnt show its age.
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Once you hit forty you start adding letters I'm 39A this year
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The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s
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40s not oldin dog years!!!
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Youre not 40, youre eighteen with 22 years experience.
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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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40Too young for medicare, too old for men to care
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Forty isnt old, if youre a tree.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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