Facebook Status Quotes about Funny Christmas


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meko2301
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Suggest Revision: Christmas gift shopping is cancelled due to the world ending Dec 23.
 
Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.
meko2301
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.
 
meko2301
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Suggest Revision: On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new porn websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 hoes a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
 
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
meko2301
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Suggest Revision: On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
 
meko2301
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Suggest Revision: This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
 
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
meko2301
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
 
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