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Funny Quotes About Weather
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27 Funny quotes tagged with Weather.
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My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating.
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Let's say goodbye to the hottest summer on record and to the people who kept reminding us it was the hottest summer on record.
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I wish summer and the length of your shorts were longer.
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
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Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself.
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This record-breaking heat makes it even harder than usual to be fat.
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My summer vacation consists of periodically noticing the exotic beach location I use as a desktop pattern.
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Today's heat has me more hot and bothered than a lonely housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at a Magic Mike screening.
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The summer heat has made me exhausted from trying to dress as slutty as everyone else.
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I couldn't help noticing what a great tan and strong likelihood of skin cancer you have.
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My favorite part of the heat wave is watching tourists deeply regret their decision to come here.
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Nothing ruins a beautiful summer day like seeing a hipster wearing a winter hat.
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The best thing about a heat wave is constantly having the illusion you're getting exercise.
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Today's forecast calls for near record swamp ass.
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I hope my complaints about the weather have made the weather seem comparatively less annoying.
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Sorry this weather is requiring you to powder your balls in real time.
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I hope the colder weather won't deter you from continuing to wear slutty summer dresses to the office.
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At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.
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I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral sex tonight.
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Nipples. Nature's best thermometer.
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