George Carlin Life Quotes & Sayings


 George Carlin quotes 
 George Carlin quotes 
Suggest Revision: The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
 
 George Carlin quotes 
 George Carlin quotes 
Suggest Revision: What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your whole life...? Take a freakin' chance!
 
 George Carlin quotes 
 George Carlin quotes 
Suggest Revision: When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
 
 George Carlin quotes 
 George Carlin quotes 
Suggest Revision: The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
 
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Quotes by George Carlin
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