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Humor Quotes About Time
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9 Humor quotes tagged with Time.
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I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
Nikhil Saluja
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The moment seemed endless, but it was probably only half that.
Steve Toltz
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I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body
Hussein Nishah
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I like to accomplish things before the microwave beeps.
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My bed is a time machine. I lay down for 5 minutes and the next thing I know, its 5 hours later...
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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.
Jarod Kintz
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
Dave Barry
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
Dave Barry
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
Dave Barry
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