Being On Birth Control Means I Can Stop Worrying About An Unplanned Pregnancy And Focus Entirely On Worrying About Achieving An Orgasm. - SearchQuotes

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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.

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