Leah: Woah Check Out Baby Big Head. That Thing Is Freaky Looking. Juno: Excuse Me? I Am A Sacred Vessel, Alright? All You've Got In Your Stomach Is Taco Bell. - SearchQuotes

About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap

Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us

Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest

Close

Submit Quote

Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes

Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics

Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors

Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures

Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.

Juno (The Movie)

24 Likes

24 Comments

RELATED QUOTES

Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really hard actually.

Juno (The Movie)

10 Likes

Sponsored Links

Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get into?

Juno (The Movie)

10 Likes

Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out and so we should watch it," but oh no we should just make out instead la la la... -Paulie

Juno (The Movie)

37 Likes

Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff

Juno (The Movie)

21 Likes

You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events. -Juno

Juno (The Movie)

28 Likes

Sponsored Links

Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises. -Juno

Juno (The Movie)

42 Likes

Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?" Vanessa: Aww, it kind of does.

Juno (The Movie)

47 Likes

Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.

Juno (The Movie)

41 Likes

Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do they think they're fooling? Vanessa: You found us in the Pennysaver?

Juno (The Movie)

46 Likes

TRENDING

ABOUT

Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us

OUR GOAL

Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.

© 2024 SearchQuotes™