Russell Brand quotes
Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.

 Russell Brand quotes 
  quotes 
Suggest Revision: Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws.
 

Comment
Share your thoughts on what this quote means to you.
500 characters max.
Refrain from use of abusive language.

Russell Brand Quotes & Sayings

Below are more quotes by Russell Brand.

Live Chat (Members Only)
Sponsored
Quotes by Russell Brand
quotes by Russell Brand
Top Users This Week
1
NaughtyNishan
Mentor
2
ritusagoo
ritusagoo
631.5k
Sage L1
3
_hOttieDeviL_
Scholar
Users Online Online Now
achawaku_28
Kyie_Admin
Abdel:)
that_kidd_jalynn
nitabebo55
Ritzy_ritz
d_thm
cyndy.cydney
DylanluvsBrianna
brightkusi52
CRA11GG1_8011
NaRissa
Bels_17
hnmartin65
lydiavaladez21
Sponsored
New Updates! (6/19/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our new design and adding more member features. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by Russell Brand and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest Russell Brand quotes first. Our goal is to have the best Russell Brand quotes on the web!