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Bob Monkhouse Quotes & Sayings
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6 entries tagged including 6 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Bob Monkhouse
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
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A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
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Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
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