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Fred Allen Quotes & Sayings
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62 entries tagged including 28 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
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A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.
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Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
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When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
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All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
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Television is the triumph of machine over people.
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room left for three caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
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An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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