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Juno (The Movie) Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Mar 2024
Juno (The Movie) Topics
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Did you put like, a hundred things of tic-tacs in my mailbox? - Paulie
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You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's your's just because you marked it with your urine! - Rollo
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So what's the prognosis fertile mertile, minus or plus? - Rollo
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You seem to be getting pregnanter these days. - Paulie
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Jeez, Bananas, shut your freaking gob, okay? - Juno
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That little pink plus sign is so unholy. - Juno
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He is the cheese to my macaroni. - Juno
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All babies want to get borned. - Su Chin
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Can we make out now? - Paulie
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My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff
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Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, by any chance did you throw up in my urn? Because there was this funky blue shit in it. Juno: No, Bren, I would never barf in your earn.
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Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff
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Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff
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I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could, like, have this baby and, and give it to someone that, like, totally needs it, you know? Like a woman with a bum ovary or a couple nice lesbos. -Juno
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Someday you'll be back here honey... on your terms. -Mac MacGuff
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Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. -Mac MacGuff
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Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno
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Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big!
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Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in health class, how pregnancy, it can often lead to... an infant. -Juno
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Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds? Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]
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