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Larry David Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
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I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.
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Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.
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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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I'm a walking, talking enigma.
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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
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Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
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At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
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Drugs scared me.
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
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