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The Situation Quotes & Sayings
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51 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation.
The Situation
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I work pretty hard on my abs. Everybody knows that it's not easy to have a six-pack. I'm proud to have one of the most famous six-packs in America. For season two, they are going to be even better.
The Situation
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
The Situation
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As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone.
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You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA say that 5 times fast.
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Fame definitely hasn't changed me. As for my cast mates, I can't really speak about that. I'm not one to point the finger or even speak about my cast mates. I speak about the Situation. I speak about myself. The only thing that has changed about me is that everyone in the United States knows my name. They probably know my face. Right now, Jersey Shore is going international. Soon enough, everyone in the world is going to know my name. And that's a pretty good situation.
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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
The Situation
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We're waiting for Sam, who's straightening her hair... whose hair is already straight! Come on man! The only thing that needs to be straightened out is her brain.
The Situation
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I am a real genuine guy, with a big heart. Nothing makes me happier than helping out the people that I care about. I am extremely close with my family. I try and see them every day when I am not traveling.
The Situation
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Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.
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When there was knockin on the door, I was like, this is either the police for me, this is either some lawyer, somebodys Dad, somebodys brother
The Situation
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It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
The Situation
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In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good lookin friend.
The Situation
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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.
The Situation
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There are not too many places I can go without someone saying, 'Hey, can I take a picture of you with my daughter,' or whatever. I'm humble when it comes to that stuff. I never refuse a handshake or a kiss on the cheek. The fans are the ones who put me where I am today.
The Situation
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I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
The Situation
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The whole Ronnie and Sam situation may be crumbling as we speak, its only a matter of time before shes gonna pull the eject button.
The Situation
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You better grab your girl tight when Im around, cause I know shes grillin me..
The Situation
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I shoot for the stars, If I get to the moon, Im OK with that.
The Situation
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That hater-juice is best served cold.
The Situation
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