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Al Yankovic Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Al Yankovic" sorted by relevance. 34 matching entries found.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I love Rocky Road.
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I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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