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Chicken Crossing Quotes & Sayings
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Stopping a chicken from crossing a road is cock blocking.
Unknown
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For some reason, my whole life has been, 'You can't do this, you can't do that.' The other day I was watching these kids crossing the road, and they have these crossing guards, kids who help other kids across the road. They would never let me be a crossing guard when I was a little kid . It would come up, I'd always raise my hand, I would never get picked . They thought I was too wild, but I knew I was responsible enough, if I was given that task.
Mark Ruffalo
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Most of my work consisted of crossing out. Crossing out was the secret of all good writing.
Mark Haddon
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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.
Danny Pudi
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We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Tracy Morgan
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Todd Barry
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All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken!
Dave Chappelle
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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
Jessica Simpson
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My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
Natalie Portman
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To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes - but it's just like chicken, only tenderer. Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.
Alistair Cooke
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My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
Natalie Portman
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To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes - "but it's just like chicken, only tenderer." Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.
Alistair Cooke
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Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.
Todd English
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Sometimes we used to eat once a day... chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter.
Raul Julia
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I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having s.. in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
Dwight Schrute
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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
The Situation
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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.
Jon Stewart
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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.
Jon Stewart
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