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Tracy Morgan Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Mar 2024
Tracy Morgan Topics
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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. I don't really have an opinion. Opinions are like buttholes- everybody's got one, and they all stink.
Tracy Morgan
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Twenty-one years is a pretty long walk in the park with someone. So for us to come to this conclusion, it was like a death in the family.
Tracy Morgan
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What do you mean 'let me?' I'm Dad! I do what I want to do! I walk around buck nekkid. My kids hate it, but I walk around the house with no drawers on. I go commando in my house!
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I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant.
Tracy Morgan
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The perception that our community is Oz, that it's The Wire, that's not how it always is in the 'hood.There's little girls jumping double-dutch, there's little boys playing skelly, opening up the Johnny pump. There's beauty there.
Tracy Morgan
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I got a call from my manager. He said, 'Dude, dude, you're nominated!' Then I fell back asleep. I was out cold. LeBron James got into my dreams. He said I was nominated!
Tracy Morgan
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You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.
Tracy Morgan
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I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere.
Tracy Morgan
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You can do one of two things: You can be the artist that paints the picture, or you can be in the picture. Once you're in the picture, it's not funny.
Tracy Morgan
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You want to know what happiness is? It's having something to look forward to, and I have all that stuff to look forward to. Right now, I'm just basking in the glory. I'm just enjoying my time in the spotlight.
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I've always been voted most unlikely. Now that I'm making it, everybody's paying attention to everything I say.
Tracy Morgan
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This just got awesome!
Tracy Morgan
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Are you a pre-op trans centaur?
Tracy Morgan
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Are you a large child or a small adult?
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Here comes the fun cooker!
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We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Tracy Morgan
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I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.
Tracy Morgan
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I learned the word "black" in every language just so I know when to be offended.
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I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?
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Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.
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