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Suggest Revision: God does things in DUE time so that when it's done, it BIRTHS something! God is not letting it go undone or unnoticed. 'It' has a DUE date!
 
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Suggest Revision: Losing the baby hit me like a house collapsing, it was awful. It hit me when the baby's due date came around.
 
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Suggest Revision: These chicks be 9 months and on they due date still clubbing and lookin for their baby daddy.
 
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Suggest Revision: I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan Tremblay
 
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Suggest Revision: No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains were in the fucking coffee can! -Peter Highman
 
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Suggest Revision: Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here. Darryl, he made three cups of coffee, I think there's about eight cups of my dad left in here. -Ethan Tremblay
 
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Suggest Revision: What about the dog? Does he have glycoma? Cause his eyes are glassy as fuck. -Border Security Guard
 
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Suggest Revision: Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I can't because I'm on vicodin, I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery. I will tell you this, if you blink, if you even look like you might be dozing, let alone fall asleep, I'm gonna put my hands on you and choke you out with your own scarf. Wrap that thing around your neck and choke you the fuck out. I promise. -Peter Highman
 
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Suggest Revision: You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter Highman
 
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Suggest Revision: You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent
 
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