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Reincarnated Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Reincarnated" sorted by relevance. 12 matching entries found.
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My only fear of death is coming back reincarnated
2Pac
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If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.
Jesse Ventura
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If I were reincarnated, I'd want to come back a buzzard. Nothing hates him or envies him or wants him or needs him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat anything.
William Faulkner
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Envision my past, Egypt reincarnated. Negativity hill, over the hump camels waiting.
Tyga
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It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger.
Andy Warhol
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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
Weird Al Yankovic
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I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.
Tupac Shakur
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My only fear of death is coming back reincarnated.
Tupac Shakur
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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
Boris Johnson
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People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper.
Nishan Panwar
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If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.
George Lopez
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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