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Samantha Jones Quotes & Sayings
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32 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Samantha Jones Topics
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Hey, you almost mast..bed, he almost got it up, together you almost had s...
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Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k a gardener?
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Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.
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I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move on.
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Trans..uals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.
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I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night.
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No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.
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Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed and go out, and pick up a guy.
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Well, its tedious and the s.. is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!
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I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting!
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All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.
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Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it my business to come!
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I spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.
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Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman.
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For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect d**k.
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Well it's about f**kin time. Get over here and do me.
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I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
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Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.
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S.. with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had s.. with an ex.
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Hi, my name is Samantha and I am a love-aholic
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