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Funny Quotes About Television
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56 Funny quotes tagged with Television.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
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I wish IBM would create a computer to replace the people who watch Jeopardy.
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Game of Thrones makes me happy I'm not that close with my family.
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I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men.
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You don't have to worry about me spoiling Game of Thrones for you because I have no idea what is going on.
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Breaking Bad has taught me the hazards of bringing my porn-filled computer anywhere near a giant magnet.
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I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him.
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I'll get over Oprah's show ending as soon as Oprah tells me to.
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I'm shocked by how many young people get their news from The Daily Show and proud to say I get mine from The View.
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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Jersey Shore reminds me LeBron wasn't the first over-publicized douchebag in Miami.
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I challenge you to find a whiter problem than Mad Men and Game of Thrones being on at the same time.
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Its ironic that Glee is doing an episode on teen bullying since the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee.
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Let's try to put at least as much thought into voting for the next U.S. president as we do into voting for the next American Idol.
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I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder.
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I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government.
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Downton Abbey has taught me there was a time when British healthcare was just as horrifying as ours.
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Sorry your upcoming vacation destination was featured on Shark Week...
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I wish watching the awkwardly graphic sex scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a sex life this year.
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