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Im_BadBOYS Quotes & Sayings
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Total quotes: 20
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Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill the fuck out.
Jugi Steady
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Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
Jugi Steady
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Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. *Fart*
Jugi Steady
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Fun prank! Wait until your mom and dad fall asleep and then light the house on fire!
Jugi Steady
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Fun Prank: Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put their hand in a glass of warm water and throw a rattlesnake at them.
Jugi Steady
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Wow this really works! 1. stick a cactus up your ass!
Jugi Steady
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One day a woman will hand you a jar and you will not be able to open it. Just relax and calmly kill her and everything will be fine.
Jugi Steady
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Girlfriend can't fall asleep at night? Hold a pillow over her face until she passes out!
Jugi Steady
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Masturbate with sandpaper!
Jugi Steady
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Fun prank: Replace a firetruck's water supply with gasoline
Jugi Steady
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Teacher: What's the opposite of laughing? Student: Fucking Teacher:How's that? Student: Laughing is ha..ha..ha & Fucking is ah.. ah.. ah
Jugi Steady
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Me: why am I so fat? Me: *eats a snack* *eats dinner* *eats everything in fridge* *eats car* *eats family* *eats the universe* Me: why..
Jugi Steady
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That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life.
Jugi Steady
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Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something and die.
Jugi Steady
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I hate it when I say I hate everyone & someones like oh except me lol no not except you now you made it to the top of the list well done.
Jugi Steady
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S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit
Jugi Steady
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I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?
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I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food !
Jugi Steady
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I'm going to go get my socks. *goes into room.* Wait, what am I doing here again?
Jugi Steady
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When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja .
Jugi Steady
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