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All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling their peters.
I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after me for what I did to his daughter.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your underwear.
I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my mittens.
Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.
Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno mag.
On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and Chong.
I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.
If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under aged.
This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and grabbed the Spanish Fly.
Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno flicks.
You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.
Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private, jerk myself off.
Better Off Without You
I Dont Give A Fuck
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