And After You're Real Drunk, Maybe Go Down To The Public Park And Stagger Around And Ask People For Money, And Then Lay Down And Go To Sleep. - SearchQuotes

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And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.

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