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Ogden Nash Quotes & Sayings

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72 entries tagged including 40 subtopics.
Last updated Sep 2023

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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.

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Relaxation quotes

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But Hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love, I have read, is hot. But Hate is the verb that to me is superb, And Love but a drug on the mart. Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

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Boys Suck quotes

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work

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If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work

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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

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Reminisce quotes

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you

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People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread lines, and they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball

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Newspapers quotes

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull. / Could you explain it to your she-gull?

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Relaxation Death quotes

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

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Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them

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Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an

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They take the paper and they read the headlines, so they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread lines, and they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball

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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

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Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

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