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Deena calls herself The Holiday and I like to call her the Holiday Inn.. so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight.
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it be Sitch .. and I tried, but it backfired.
Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
If ya lookin good, ya feelin good. If ya feelin good, you get good results.
Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be a pimp of all pimps & his name would be The Situation.
I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya know what Im sayin?
I always have a good time when I go out to the clubs.. but in the back of my mind I'm thinkin' I got a girl here, I got pajamas picked out already this girl wants to bang me! I wanna go back to the crib.
Listen baby, you're sleepin' over tonight... what type of pa'jams you want?
SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!
If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan, you're pale & if you don't do laundry you ain't got no clothes!
Angelina has proven the HO equation!
Snooki was trying to help her girl out, ya know? So she was damned if she did & she was damned if she dont.
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