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Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so good today, I wanted to caddie for him.
Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands.
A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.
Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A A Milne
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