How Stupid Can You Get? Christina Must Have Been Thinking About Food, Thats Why She Forgot The Words. Shes Gotten So Big. She Looks Like She Could Eat Lady GaGa. Great Way To Get Rid Of Competition. - SearchQuotes

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How stupid can you get? Christina must have been thinking about food, thats why she forgot the words. Shes gotten so big. She looks like she could eat Lady GaGa. Great way to get rid of competition.

Joan Rivers

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