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I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in hot water when it's warmed by the sun.
I walk around feeling a sort of existential guilt all the time; and honestly for me this house is a way of feeling less guilty about the universe.
I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.
I really do like to work. I will work again. But on my terms.
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.
I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.
I always wanted to perform.
Everybody seems to know me. It's very strange.
Even my great grand-mother did impressions.
Elaine is just in pain. I think Elaine has become very, very sad woman. She is someone who is in deep need of many hours of analysis and I like to think that I'm not that type of person.
Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream.
Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them.
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